Clearly this is preboobs and tattoos.

Long have I anticipated this day. The day the one and only, the incomparable, the insurmountable, the incontinent… Joe from Belleville returns to Pittsburgh’s airways.

Today at the end of the in-studio segment with the beautiful Teagan Prestley, Mark took the 5th caller to chat with Teagan and make some football picks for this weekend. The fast dialing fingers of the former MFA were locked in and Joe wound up the lucky caller. How does this happen? None of your business.

The Picks:

Teagan: New England over St. Louis and Pittsburgh of NY Giants.
Joe: St. Louis (+9) and NY to win.

The Plugs:

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You can see Teagan feature dancing Thurs -  Saturday at Blush on 9th St. in downtown Pittsburgh.

Student Rush Tonight… if only they had this when I was a student.

Firemen and EMS workers love the new Mark Madden show on the X. Except the first guy who claims Mark’s retarded. Clearly the dude flaming mark on a Firemen message board is the real Super Genius.

Damn, I really must be naive but there is a friggin blog out there for everything. And to think I thought Sid’s Ankle having his own blog was crazy last season…

Caps fan Jimmy Jazz, if that is your real name, had this to say…

“Each of those hits was clean. In fact, the dirtiest hit of the night was Malkin’s board on Alex Semin with his stick to the back of his neck, to boot. Give it a few days, Madden. It’ll wear off.”

Read the rest  of what Jimmy Jazz had to say here.

I’ll skip the fact that this, by definition, is also a gay message board populated with douches. Let’s ignore that…

Damn, I stumbled upon this site full of flaming yinzer Super Genius haters. Douches Douches and still more Douches. And you thought this town had it’s share of douches.

And furthermore, who are these people that actually comment on all these articles? All hiding behind the anonymity of the Intranets and the World Wide Webs. Now comment on this. Urg.

Listening to the Howard Stern show on Sirius Satellite Radio this morning, during the first hour Artie was recapping the events of the weekend which included a BK Double Whopper and three blowjobs in a single limo ride through New Jersey. Tremendous. Faithful Stern fans recall a caller dubbed Pittsburgh Pete has had and on air feud with the funny fat man. During the Lange show at Heinz Hall last Saturday night he apparently called out to Mark Madden who he claimed was in the audience.

I saw Artie last time around through Pittsburgh while he was being trailed by the writer of his article for Playboy Magazine, and didn’t see the need to shell out the dough for more of the same. Love ya Artie, but we’ve all heard the “It’s the Whiskey Talking” material a hundred times when you crowbar it into the show on a daily basis. That said, I was not there to confirm or deny the presense of the Super Genious. I’m not sure it matters a big as Pittsburgh Pete fell on his face in place of actually saying anything funny.

And the douche chills crawled up my spine as I heard that drunk douche start a Here We Go Steelers! chant only to be accompanied by boos. Uggh. It was awful and so was Pittsburgh Pete.